Guys read my blog.
*gasp!* I know, right? I was shocked too! Haha, ok. Not completely shocked because there are the select few that I make read my blog or else I will key their car ask very nicely to vote for me. :)
Here is a thank you to the guys who don't put eye drops in my water as payback for sending you the infamous " http://picketfenceblogs.com/vote/1397 " text every day now and then. I still like Ordy Boy 9,000,000x more than you, but you still are pretty neat for being so sweet. A rhyme. Just for you.
Shout out goes to {names altered for their anonymity, so flocks of my readers don't add them on facebook. creeps. jk}:
1.) Hefa {today is his birthday, so he gets to start!}
Go ahead. "awwwww". I heard it from all the way over here. CUTE BABY ALERT! I know! Hefa likes:
- the great outdoors
- baseball
- cars
- {babies} jk
- rock climbing
- kayaking... ugh the great outdoors, get it? got it? good.
You can enjoy a hike with him. hahaha
2.) S.A.M. {sorry about not finding a better pic... most of them were topless. there you go}
S.A.M. enjoys:
- being topless
- the great outdoors
- traveling
- short shorts
- facial hair
Should be noted: uncanny resemblance to Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
3.) "SITCH"! {yet another guy hard to get a picture of with a SHIRT ON}
justttt kiddin, cuz- you know i had to.
I actually can't think of anything nice to say about #3. I'll have to come back to this....
Kidding.
- Biggest heart {even tho he has YET to send me Shipley's donuts... but maybe he's actually doing me a favor...}
- enjoys working out- so most of your dates will be at the gym... don't say i didn't warn you...
- is Italian. ha. ha. ha.
- has more muscles in his pinky than Bandit in his entirety.
- actually has a brain... super smart, {Dr. status}
- loves basketball. So, if you're prepared to be his cheerleader- ladies, he's the guy for you. haha
And... last but not least, 4.) My BFF Matthiaku. AkA: GUAPO. aka: bff. He'll probably get his own full post later on. but for now, this will do.
- Nicest guy ever
- World traveler/jet setter (brazil, italy, spain etc. you name it he's been and will go again- maybe with you... haha)
- Lavish lifestyle with a real job
- Hil.AR.i.ous (really, you should see our text threads... just today I found myself in hysterics...)
- loves the outdoors
- likes to run/work out (more gym dates)
- likes to have a good time
Proof he reads my blog:
Ladies: send me an e-mail with your stats and educational background {<--serious, haha ok jk} to see if you qualify for me to work as Cupid for this upcoming holiday for love {Valentine's Day... for all you clueless folk}
Gentlemen: do not kill me for doing this. it was all in good fun ;)
SO there you have it! The main men behind the blog. Of course there's the cutest of them all, Ordy Boy...
Gentlemen: do not kill me for doing this. it was all in good fun ;)
SO there you have it! The main men behind the blog. Of course there's the cutest of them all, Ordy Boy...
I'll take S.A.M.
ReplyDeleteNo offense Hefa. Candace said we would have a verbally abusive marriage and I think we prob both know that's true. I still love you though!
boys are allowed to read blogs?? what?? so weird/cool. makes me wonder ... ;)hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYOURS, MINE AND OURS